By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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dbss11 3

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

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Thabb 0

I like glee. It ruins all the terrible songs on the radio these days.

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oolama 2

from what I heard they sang Friday by that Rebecca black.. so yes, fyl

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The1AndAnonymous 2

well too be honest, I'd probably rather be knocked unconscious than have to watch Glee.

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gabbygirll3 0

its alright but i kinda watch it cuz i like seeing messed up shows will get. thats why i watch degrassi too

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edteach 0

so glass isn't a conductor... how the hell did you shock yourself... it's almost like you had to try to do it...

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musicboi96 1

how many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? none cuz you electrocuted yourself!! HAHAHAHAHAHA(:

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daryathebamf 0

YDI for not watching Glee with them.

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khaya 9

I had to stop burying a dead hooker because I heard the glee recap.

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