Work: Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza...

By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By ronniewciv - 30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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By Liz - 09/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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Did I teach you NOTHING?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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By fuckedbyretail - 02/02/2013 14:53 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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Coinbased

By Keekee - 19/01/2023 14:00

Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML

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You deserved it 135

perdix 29

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:05

At least you got paid in cold, hard cash. :)

JMichael 25

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:05

How long did it take?

Comments

rosha267 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:20

Screw that I would have went back to my car while she counted it out and placed them in neat little stacks

kumonsucks 7

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:24

Honestly you should poor some holy water on the pizza for the sins she just made.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:27

At least it wasn't raining but she made it, in the proverbial monetary sense...

AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:10

No, she made it hail.

YourBatteryIsLow 8

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:56

At 22° F it would have been snowing most likely, not raining...

Scoiattolo 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:30

Let's hope she had her oven/microwave broken so she had to eat the food stone cold

live2loveurself 11

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:50

I don't know why you're complaining, that's actually pretty warm.

CeeCee_fml 16

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:24

Okay, let us take a little time out to think. This FML took place in the US. In the US people use Fahrenheit. If it WAS in Celsius, why would the OP even mention the weather? C'mon now.

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 1 December 2013 19:19

#55. Do you like standing outside in below freezing temperatures counting ridiculous amounts of cold coins?

AUShano 15

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:59

If that's farenheit, then if feel for you brother, if it's Celsius, then it reaches up to 35 degrees where I live, which is perfect. Either way, the bag full of coins.... Just make sure you take a longer route to hers the next time you recognise that address ;)

Ian_from_0070 16

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:06

It's in the US. It's 22F

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:10

Next time just take the cash back to the pizza parlor. No reason for you to get a cold if they stiffed you a dollar in pennies. Your boss should be reasonable and understand, particularly with that weather.