Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Tyrax 16

Friday 19 August 2016 8:09

I hope they both kicked you in the nads and went off to find decent people.

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