This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

bloodwraith96 16

if you cheated on your girlfriend you deserve it, if you didn't then that sucks

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NamelessFace 22

He explicitly said he's been seeing her on the side. But to be fair I overlooked that the first time too.

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_jordii 11

The fact that you think it's Fml worthy because you got caught is disgusting. Men like you, I'm sorry, boys like you are what make women skeptical and bitter.

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anotherhuman 31

How is this a FML??? You clearly deserved it!

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SmokeyDiamond 4

idiots like you are why girls have trust issues you deserve it!

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ebolson1019 12

I believe op that ex lied and is a total bitch

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yankesik 16

He admitted that he was seeing his ex "on the side".

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lolwhuut 9

Karma the angry elephant most definitely used you as a g-string and I'm glad. You deserved it.

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KarmaRules4 7

You deserve it for cheating. Hopefully no woman will ever be dumb enough to trust a ***** like you again

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Cavsfodawin 21

Well you're a dousche. You should never had anything to hide from your girlfriend/boyfriend. They are the person who spends time with you and loves you, and if you can't return that feeling to them, then you shouldn't be with them.

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