Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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TheEllybeanGirl 10

Monday 29 July 2013 6:00

Now, what makes you think its okay to cheat? I really don't understand why guys (and girls) do this. Its guys like you who scare girls like me not to trust men. You dirty ass ho.

MC2NextLevel 7

Friday 23 August 2013 23:47

YDI OP

Pixie_styx89 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 7:28

Wow, I'd say guys really need to learn to not be such douchebags but unfortunately I know quite a few girls that have cheated on nice guys. Both sexes do it to each other although it seems guys always get more crap for it. Not saying that the OP didn't deserve it he definitely did, just saying that girls a lot of the time are no better. T'is a double edged sword issue. But seriously the OP should be castrated.

alexsandria83 18

Wednesday 18 September 2013 21:01

I hope they both dumped your cheating ass

PierreAlexandre_fml 8

Friday 27 September 2013 3:54

And then your reputation gets ruined and the only sex you'll have will be from ******, you don of a bitch

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 4:30

you deserve it for being a cheater

athenaofsparta 3

Monday 21 October 2013 5:24

Good job asshole

Blavock 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 22:03

Your a piece of ******* shit I hope you die

bacon_lover100 11

Monday 23 December 2013 4:57

Ydi cheating asshole

Hurmbifrum 14

Friday 27 December 2013 23:07

Manwhore. You deserve it, and for both of them to stab you in the dick.

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