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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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XoXoSLY 0

211 You're disgusting and are probably a fat **** no where near a stud :)

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CaRe_BeAr_23 0

thts wht u get for being a playa playa lol...

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Thugnation 0

you shoulda slapped her

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Foxfire15 15

211: That said, a key that opens TOO many locks can be a liability. Generally speaking, a guy who sleeps around with a lot of women can be considered either a man ***** or a stud. Really, it depends. Also keep in mind that men who sleep around a lot can have a harder time forming actual relationships with someone they like because they can't /won't be as trusted if their past is known. in regards to the OP, YDI loser. It's one thing to have 1 night stands, it's another to cheat.

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cassiie_fml 0

Pathetic asshole. You don't deserve them, or anyone else, for the rest of your miserable, cheating, self-obsessed life.

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WtfLoser 13

Aggreeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddd . Omg, :) < 3

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jeZuss 0

this same thing happened to me I just denied it. my girlfriend believed me =)

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