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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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You deserved it 69 463

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 633

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 682

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 009

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 866

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You deserved it 1 644

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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You deserved it 15 897

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 589

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 20 413

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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You deserved it 38 807

Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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dlistedfreak 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.

mmmPoptarts 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

"... Ya know... just chillin'"

Comments

biddeford23 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:09

When he asked you what you were doing in his driveway you should of said " waiting for you" and wink lol

BrownSugar10940 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 5:14

And I wud call the cops saying this crazy chick is at my house

nanxi 30

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:09

At least you now know where he lives? Probably the only silver lining to this situation.

Chixken 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:13

That was a stupid way to impress a guy. :(

alsknu 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:16

Haha what did you say?

chels1994 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:22

Yes because creating a rich facade of yourself would never backfire. If he is so shallow as to judge you on where you live or the amount of money you have, is he really worth it?

CeeCee_fml 16

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:24

Should have said that you were trying to make a U-turn.

nightowl713 25

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:29

A u turn wouldn't require pulling into a drive way. **i was just turning around. And then she could have used the opportunity to start convo.." I'm ____ btw. I didn't know you lived near here...." ya see just gotta have skills to cover up dumb ass moves.