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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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dlistedfreak 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.

mmmPoptarts 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

"... Ya know... just chillin'"

Comments

bprince25 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:38

if ya really wanna impress him, just flash him. that will get the conversation going.

KingCeltic77 18

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:40

Act like your about to pass out. You have no idea how many hairy situations that's gotten me out of.

MCRmyGeneral 9

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:42

I hate preps...

DillonMidge03 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:01

Well look at yourself! No wonder you "hate preps". Get a life.

RedWingedAngelx 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 18:23

LMFAO. Wow chick. You are seriously ugly. Get a life bitch noone cares about ur opinion. Now you can go cut urself. Ahah!

reform2diosa 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:56

Why the hell should a girl impress a boy by showing off wealth???

rajdeep 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:03

well that could be a conversation starter?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:06

So you want to get a guy with lies? Nice screw-up, YDI.

McNerdyNerd 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:17

Huh...I was gonna say YDI for being so materiallistic, but it seems everyone else beat me to it :) I'm happy to see humanity isn't at its worse yet

HateLife66 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:26

U can't kick my ass in call of duty...

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:45

"omg a spider ran across my windshield and I had to pull over. This is your house? Omg I was so in shock I didnt even know where I was. Do you have some water? It's so hot"