Transportation: Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS,...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:50 - Canada

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

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By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML

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Honk if you Love Me!

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 16:01 - Switzerland

Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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Turn left into the lake

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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Forever alone

By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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zp5 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:04

(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."

mrsmcscruggs 5

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:03

I'm sorry. That sucks. Been there.

Comments

experience333 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 13:52

lol that happens to me sometimes

sherivengeance 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:25

awwwww OP!!!! *hugs*

mouxouxou 11

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:13

Welcome to the 21 century.You will feel very lonely.

ealopez826 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:43

that sucks. you can Facebook me

KYS75 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:54

KILL YO SELF. real talk.

Zodiak213 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 19:54

Oh God, I've been there too.

littlemug32 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:24

my gps is a birch and yells at me all the time. "when possible make a u turn"

FmyLinNY 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:12

this sounds like an mlia

roobear 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 4:31

Today, I was lonely. FML

zackk993 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:15

I hate my gps her voice is so annoying and when it wants u to make a Uturn it says it like 50 times in a row!

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