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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By Mr.P - 21/10/2011 15:35 - United States

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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dftba 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

I hope you stopped the car and went after him.

Mioko_fml 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:18

You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:01

I know it's a little late but FYI keep your windows up when animals are in the car.

Skarkie321 18

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:04

Is he ok?

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:17

And... you stopped and got him, and made sure he was okay right? Next time roll up the window dumbass.

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:23

I once saw that happen while driving home. I cried. I hope your dog is ok and you never leave the window all the way down.

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 20 October 2012 22:03

This is why you are NEVER suppose to have the window open more then enough for their head to get out. YDI completely. I just hope the puppy is ok.

sumfan316 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 22:34

Not cool. Totally not cool. Not an FML post worthy thing either especially if the dog is hurt. ****.

NicoleAshley10 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 22:57

That's why you crack the window not let it all the way down.

doglover100 28

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:25

I'd roll the window up more. My dog has tried to jump out the window.

cuttlefished 7

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:31

And thats why there's a law that dogs must be wearing car harnesses in Australia. You can buy a thing that attaches your dogs collar/harness to the seat belt then you never have to worry about it happening again.

kissandcontrol01 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:18

Yeah I agree. My dog has a padded harness that us pretty thick. It goes around an empty belted seatbelt or you can attach it to the LATCH buckle if your car has one. There are also booster seats so they can be raised to look out the window yet still be harnessed in. Now you know: don't do that again

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