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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrköping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By Mr.P - 21/10/2011 15:35 - United States

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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dftba 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

I hope you stopped the car and went after him.

Mioko_fml 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:18

You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?

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rampersaud 10

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:04

Is he okay?

melonbeast 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:05

Run forest, run

traveler_ghost 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:06

holy crap I hope no one ran over him..I would freak out

greeneyebeauty9 28

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:12

this is exactly why I believe a window shouldn't be open for a dog to be able to escape or stick their head out. anything could happen. like this. you're lucky if the dog is even okay.

katties 27

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:44

I wish there was a "******* irresponsible!" button -_- You should know better than to open the window so wide that he can even jump out...!

wellthatsukx 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:56

Natural selection.

baconftw 9

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:03

One of the rare times when the YDI's and FYL's are almost balanced.

Hamcons 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:22

One less expense!'

mysistersanidiot 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:32

Did you go to get him ? Idiots these days.

HelplessSerenade 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:58

I had a dog who jumped out the window once. After we found him he was terrified of going into cars.

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