Animals: Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched...

By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Cartera 10

Friday 31 May 2013 19:07

Or you could do the right thing and explain what happened. Nice name though. Very original.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 31 May 2013 19:08

What a catastrophe (had to be done)

Comments

mik3yy 3

Friday 31 May 2013 20:51

YDI, pay more attention next time you do something...

Jemm_fml 29

Friday 31 May 2013 20:52

Gotta give you kudos for the hilarity though I'm sure it wasn't so funny for you.

Eivana 37

Friday 31 May 2013 20:54

Just explain what happened. Be honest.

Lilo4life 26

Friday 31 May 2013 20:55

...what did the milk accomplish?

lmbachman 23

Friday 31 May 2013 21:14

To make WHAT look natural???

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 23:52

Why couldn't you just be honest?

jeepers_1 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 8:14

Technically if a cat drank enough milk it could die.... If it got the runs bad enough as cats are lactose intolerant, but then you would need a different sort of evidence...

NigWaffle 4

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:59

this isn't an FML

StanSmith2013 26

Monday 3 June 2013 2:26

Hell doesn't exist, your fine :)

Cfjla15 6

Monday 3 June 2013 4:11

really people?!?! This person who made an honest mistake gets down voted and the **** up sending nudes to an anonymous online person gets up voted. fml

jeepers_1 21

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:06

i believe that the reason this is getting ydi is because of they way that the individual reacted to the situation.... instead of doing the honest thing they did something rather moronic...