By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

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Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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Misguided_Ghost 0

awww; pooor youu. /:

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hoghunter 1

dude you should have just looked her square in the face and said "well.......it's not going to take care of itself."

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renezlacz 0

I think '' it's not gonna suck it self'' is more suitable ...

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gravestone 0

hahaha lmfao thats the shit XDDDD

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megannicole23 0

hahah, that's awesome

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KnFML 5

this isnt' FML post it's more like f the nurse's life more. it's more like Today, while checking this guy's lump which is near his junk, he had a erection over me which his junk extended to only about 2 inch more than his normal size, and he gave me the scariest comment which made me want to cut his junk off. FML

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medfly 2

I'd imagine patients getting erections when their private areas are examined isn't so unusual...

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