By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

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Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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1RyAn 0

At least you didn't **** in your pants, haha

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zabeth_fml 0

Ripped off from a Friends episode which was on last night in the UK. Nice try! Lame-o.

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hellokittywhore 0

YAYyou for callling him out!!! XD

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qt4u 0

"thumbs up" for you 

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Mazza88 0

well for a start male nurses look at male patients....

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Person1233 12

Don't be too HARD on yourself. At least you didn't make yourself sound like a DICK.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

hey 136, at least he wasn't COCKy while he was talking to the nurse. WILLY ever get any? I doubt it.

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JohnnySack 0

Did you get the nurse's phone number? We could use a fluffer on the set of our new **** movie!

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perdix 29

The nurse should have shot back, "You mean by another person, don't you, you frequent wanker?!" If your erection were "massive," this wouldn't be an FML, it would be the start of a porno.

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joeinthedark 18

makes sense as to why that was the smartest thing you could think of. All the blood rushed out of your brain.

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