By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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BobRoss9 8

I feel like he should write his own FML

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Madridsta1999 7

You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop

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Comments

vincentcloud 4

How big was this thing? I mean its boobs...a little puss never killed anyone. If popped a pimple he must have been real rough with them(I know girls how like is kinda rough but hard enough to pop a pimple?)

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James_S_L 1

Jesus woman, pop your pimples and practice some basic hygene. Poor guy.

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squideth 18

Oh **** off, hygiene has nothing to do with what your hormones do to your skin. I hope you're ******* perfect.

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howdoilogin 9

Good God woman, take care of your body! Pop those pimples -before- they become a problem.

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limabeans101029 20

So having a pimple automatically means OP doesn't take care of her body? It's a pimple. Loads of people get them. Plus it's not always a good idea to pop them, it's better for your skin in the long term to just leave them.

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vibernum 17

So true, you can actually force the gunk further inside and cause some bad damage to the tissue

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syed121417 22

How hard was he sucking he popped it? But seriously, that sucks. Hopefully he'll recover from that... Or not. FYL And FHL

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BrownSuspenders 4

Are you ******** me, a Zit on the Tit? How ******* disgusting is that ?

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squideth 18

Not very disgusting? What are you, ten? Lay off the **** and realize that the human body is not naturally perfect.

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dreamingpotato 2

I feel like you should've known about said pimple beforehand, and stopped him. Maybe I'm the only one who actually pays attention to my skin though. /shrugs/

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vibernum 17

She could have checked in the morning and it appeared sometime during the day. Who checks before intamacy, usually a heat of the moment thing... "Wait! Let me just check myself first"

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Khaleesixx 1

Wow I can't believe the amount of jerks on this post.First of all, popping acne, especially on the chest leaves scars extremely easily, second of all I shower twice a day, scrub with body exfoliator and I still get pimples. Why was her boyfriend sucking on a boob that had such an obvious pimple?Stfu

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Khaleesixx 1

Also #103 chest acne is extremely normal. People get pimples everywhere not just on the face you moron.

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