By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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BobRoss9 8

I feel like he should write his own FML

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Madridsta1999 7

You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop

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Comments

limabeans101029 20

Pimples aren't limited to just grow on faces. Lots of people get pimples on their back, their neck, and some people get them on their boobs. It's not unheard of, and it's not a big deal.

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how_to_implode 17

Original poster. You could have found out with an easy Google search.

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landmaneric 8

That's disgusting, disturbing and....just gross

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islandsun 1

Probably the FML entry I have seen. I nearly threw up reading this. Oh my god. Shelf this one.

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nunnsii92 9

I didn't even know pimples could grow on boobs..

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airbear18 15

I'm sorry to hear that. :( hope it doesn't ruin your relationship.

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Opinion_ 9

If something like that cab ruin it its a bad relationship

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anabanana6994 4

Your disgusting !!!! Do you not shower?!?!? Never have I had a pimple on my tit. Ever!

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katties 27

And YOU'RE stupid. The reason people get pimples isn't because they're not clean enough

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Get some antibiotics woman. Or use citrus (lemon or lime) on your body at the end of your shower. Take your pick but quick stat. That is a sickening state of affairs.

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katties 27

Antibiotics should be used only when it's highly necessary! If you really think you can use them whenever 1) you're spreading antibiotic resistant bacteria and 2) at some point you might die from an infection no antibiotics will be able to cure, ant it might be your own fault

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vibernum 17

Plus a lot of the antibiotics prescribed for acne problems have high risks of birth defects and that stuff takes years to get out of your system.

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Witchylady 17

Yuck!!!! Just yuck. Oh dear why didn't you pop it before you started getting intimate. That is just so so very wrong

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Lindz2817 10

I can taste the vomit in my mouth. Can't blame him.

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