By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

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Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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thatnewgirl 16

I cut my ex boyfriends foreskin with my braces too. I've been broken up with him sense April 2014 and as far as I know he's still bleeding from the cut I gave him last december (he deserves it though)

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calimex2010 4

U shouldn't of done it if u have braces. Smh

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notjordansime 12

NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO ANY FORM OF ORAL WITH BRACES

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crazy_bananas 31

If you're young enough to be wearing braces, you're too young to be sucking dick. (excluding those with adult braces)

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