By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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Troghen 4

that sounds extremely painful. Ughhh.......

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nuke0013 7

that's y guys get it sniped at birth. lol

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lambo3 0

YDI for having braces And tell your boyfriend to suck it up, at least he's getting some... right?!?

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megaanlovesmusic 1

well that's a little harsh on his part but a little careless on your part

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peterdpetigrew 0

That was why I waited for my braces to get off.

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