By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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koelerr 0

how old are you that you have braces but are giving out blow jobs?

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pinklover24 13

ha! I didnt even notice the irony in my picture to my first comment

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pinklover24 13

ha! I didn't even notice the irony in my pictire! (my pc froze while editing my comment and didnt change it)

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educky 3

yeah you should not do that your not married are you?

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Autumn_Loves_Gir 5

if you have braces, you're too young to have sex. if you are not married, you should not have sex. if you do, you are a dirty dirty *****. have a nice day! :)

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hebron77 0

he's being pretty dramatic, maybe he can't take the heat of a relationship and therefore must be shot. Preferrably out back.

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outbackbyrd 7

Did it really seem like a good idea to be that close to his penis with braces? Cmon, I know stuff happens but let's be intelligent, shall we? How'd you like it if he ate some salsa then dropped his tongue in your lady part?

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summerguy97 16

what the hell are you talking about. i would kill you for my foreskin. do you think that the foreskin is a birth defect huh? stupid circumfetishist

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rednecktrucker 9

Lets stop and think for a minute here: if at age 12 you teeth are fine but by age 32 your teeth have changed and such that you need braces are you too old too have them? No. Jeez most you you are just ignorant and stupid. People may need braces at any time in their life whether 12, 21, 36 or 55. And its kinda not his fault for having his foreskin... More her fault for not being careful.

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