By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least you know she was having fun :-)

lizliz07 0

this isn't a FML. get over it. it's not like this is the first time you guys have slept together. it would suck if you just got married and found out she always giggled during sex!

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Don't worry, she always laughs when you talk dirty to her.

perdix 29

Not me. I quit trying years ago. I once had a girl demand that I talk dirty to her in the middle of sex. I launched into quite an elegant rant about shit and piss. It was really dirty. She didn't let me finish.

pixiecrusher 0

it was probably because your screenname for FML is stretch nuts, and you probably called them that when you were talking dirty. try to refrain from using language that sounds funny. it might not be funny words but when said out loud the word ****** sounds funny.

should try the dirty talk and backing it up with some ruff sex, they always dig that!! my gf does.

iamchuck 0

Try putting it somewhere uncomfortable before talking dirty next time. If she still laughs, become a comedian.

Smilzen 0

Like the back of a Volkswagon.

iamchuck 0

I mean you have to pound that p$@@y!! she won't be laughing then!!

I see grammar errors by the OP anybody see the grammar Nazi yet?.... oh meant, where the hell is snickerdoodles?

perhaps it wasn't your dirty talk that made her laugh, maybe it was your penis doing nothing but tickles to her.