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first off everyone who said Just **** her hard .... ur a moron and FYL. find out what she likes and make sure your dirty talk goes along with your actions. I can pretty much make my girl ****** just by talking to her. I'm not saying that works for all women but it's better then just "feeding it to her"
probbly was laughing at your tiny package
...and that's when I punched her in the face. Now I have a court date on my Saturday. FML
how is he (she?) not having 10000 ydi's? dirty is ******* stupid.
i am guessing but i think she was probably 'enjoying' the whole thing, so nothing to get all upset now!
did you enjoy the sex??
Some people just can't pull it off. I'm one of those people. My boyfriend told me to beg him for sex the other night, since I wanted it and he was tired, and after five minutes of trying to get past my shyness, all I could muster up was, "...please?" I couldn't bring myself to get explicit. Talking dirty doesn't come naturally to everyone. Either you need to get more practice in until you're comfortable and good at it, or you need to give it up and find a different way to spice up the sex.
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At least you know she was having fun :-)
this isn't a FML. get over it. it's not like this is the first time you guys have slept together. it would suck if you just got married and found out she always giggled during sex!