By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 468
You deserved it 4 825

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you know she was having fun :-)

lizliz07 0

this isn't a FML. get over it. it's not like this is the first time you guys have slept together. it would suck if you just got married and found out she always giggled during sex!

Comments

first off everyone who said Just **** her hard .... ur a moron and FYL. find out what she likes and make sure your dirty talk goes along with your actions. I can pretty much make my girl ****** just by talking to her. I'm not saying that works for all women but it's better then just "feeding it to her"

@64.......stfu.....you are a douche.......FYL

lol I'm guessing ur one of the ones who still doesn't know how to please a partner cause u obviously felt offended lmao

ralphyr 0

probbly was laughing at your tiny package

...and that's when I punched her in the face. Now I have a court date on my Saturday. FML

how is he (she?) not having 10000 ydi's? dirty is ******* stupid.

Rachalynia 0

I'm jealous. after a year and a half of begging I still can't get my boyfriend to talk dirty to me. he's too self conscious about it.  maybe she was just nervous or just isn't into it. 

i am guessing but i think she was probably 'enjoying' the whole thing, so nothing to get all upset now!

f27_fml 0

maybe your just not good in bed and she was laughing at you trying or maybe she was remembering having sex with someone else fyl

Spewki 3

Some people just can't pull it off. I'm one of those people. My boyfriend told me to beg him for sex the other night, since I wanted it and he was tired, and after five minutes of trying to get past my shyness, all I could muster up was, "...please?" I couldn't bring myself to get explicit. Talking dirty doesn't come naturally to everyone. Either you need to get more practice in until you're comfortable and good at it, or you need to give it up and find a different way to spice up the sex.