Transportation: Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between...

By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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You deserved it 22 908

Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 111

Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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Run run run

By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 12:15

If only there was some sort of warning telling you to mind the gap... Oh wait.

ilovenerds_ 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 12:06

Why didn't you just take the other one off?

Comments

imright24 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:44

YDI for wearing flip flops. Everyone has to listen to that slap-slap-slap against your nasty, dirty feet all day. It's as disgusting as listening to someone hack up a loogie from their sinuses every minute.

abcman94 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:51

stupid comment........ people where I live wear flip flops all the time. they're not just for the beach

lil_miss_shorty 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:58

Mind the gap.

rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:02

so you lost a flip-flop, and your life is ******?-_-

nickbouz 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 18:18

I agree 48

coffee_enima 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:03

better than walking home with one leg

bauerd 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:03

#49 is a man

imhowie 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:16

MIND THE GAP! YDI for not following those words of wisdom.

imhowie 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:19

@40 you obviously have some unresolved trauma in your life involving feet. Contact me if you need the number of a psychiatrist.

tooniceforgirls 6

Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:19

YDI for not wearing shoes! Flip Flops are for the beach or the pool but not for daily footwear. Not only do you expose your feet to all kinds of hazards and dirt, but also it is very nasty to look at dirty feet. There is no question your feet are near black from all the grime and dust sticking to your natural perspiration by the end of the day.