Intimacy: Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in... - FML

By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

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Mega_bug 9

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:58

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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ant1ion 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:10

That's a turn off

Sarah_moustache 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:13

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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jwbfml 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:41

I'm buying a trimmer today. Hopefully my wife and I never end up in the kitchen.

BunchieRules 31

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:46

To 12, and all Grammar Nazis - I understand how tempting it can be to grammatically correct someone, but as long as you understood the comment, it shouldn't really matter if they spelled a word wrong or switched homophones. And 12, you corrected "yo" but you didn't even notice "could of"?

ant1ion 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:46

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kevinn95 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:47

And this is why I shave..

ant1ion 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:48

You use your thumb to type??

BunchieRules 31

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:48

12 - My apologies. It seems while I was giving a lecture I didn't even notice you wrote the original comment. Disregard my previous comment; nothing to see here...

Kbearlove23 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:53

One word "Wax"(:

klovemachine 24

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:54

(taking notes)...

bcpelle 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:05

A real wife would give more than a hand job. What is this middle school?

simplylost643 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:36

#77- Never underestimate the power of an "old fashioned". Variety is the spice that sweetens the most accustomed of dishes.

Mifflicious 18

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:43

Are you in kindergarten or what? I'd be surprised if any girl wants you.

munchy22 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:23

As far as your profile picture is concerned, yes this is middle school.

COOL__Coal 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:05

No shit Sherlock.

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