Miscellaneous: Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket....

By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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By Mushman - 16/03/2019 12:00

Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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selenes 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:04

Why are you in flip-flops on a ski lift in the first place?

blehargh 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:56

If you're going to be on a mountain, you shouldn't be wearing flip-flops. End of discussion.

Comments

BCian 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:34

Hey I think I saw you!!!!!!!I could be wrong were you at grouse grind? I did it for the first time few weeks ago and saw a girl wearing flip flops and when conversation came up I told people how I saw a crazy girl doing the grind in flip flops...lol

jennee123 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:42

why would you wear flip flops? dumb ass!!!

rookieb04 6

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:36

wtf since when do you need a ticket to come down a mountain. i have skiied many many times and have only ever needed to use a ticket to go up the lift. i think this is a dumbass fml

bonesbaby 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 8:03

Why where you wearing flipflops?

lr142007 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:06

I'm from BC too and our mountains are freaking insane. I feel so sorry for you :(

Popsiclese 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 22:19

why did you wear flip flops skiing?

caitlin21holly 0

Monday 4 October 2010 2:41

WHY WOULD U WEAR FLIP FLOPS!!!!!!!!!!! if ur going on a ski lift why would u go on a ski lift if u were wearing flip flops?!

Rastas 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:16

If u were an Aussie u'd only be upset if u didn't have a beer for the walk back haha! We call them thongs and btw I know what u yanks refer to as thongs...... Knobs!