By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
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Toggybbz 0

Your dad is my new favourite person. he wears short shorts in public and uses the phrase 'din-dins' <3

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brettcrisis 0

perhaps he was chaffing from riding in a fried-out combie all day?

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QwertyMcNugget 0

You're dad is one cool cat!

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Theblue_fml 0

you're gay because you point out what's obvious thinking it's funny

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Star18lk 0

Guys normally don't wear short shorts. But I do and I'm a girl. They're cute.

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shaniqualee 2

I would've gotten down on my knees and said, "All I need is a protein shake" as you start kissing his crotch. He instantly hardens as you fondle his balls underneath and looks you in the eyes that says "more." As you begin deepthroating him, he takes your hair and caresses your head. You cover every inch of his shaft until you feel his grip tighten, but instead of pulling back, you suck harder. Suddenly, his whole body seizes up as dumps a pint of yogurt down your throat. Gasping, you pull back and lick him around his head. Then you get up and have an abortion.

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KBruce317 0

someone has major issues.... you're a sick ****

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QwertyMcNugget 0

O.o What. the. fahck?!

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Xj_Spaz 0

That's not weird. That's just gangster.

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flowerchild1616 0

well i guess its good to openly admit that you think about doing stuff with your parents, isnt that what Freud had thought of and discovered. He'd be proud you proved him correct 117. And OP your dad just doesnt want to openly admit that he wants you to move out.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

umm akward?:( men probobly shouldnt wear booty shorts.

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