Miscellaneous: Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted...

By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said: "You don't want those, they are for men." I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: "Men have a penis!" FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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Look!

By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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By lk07 - 12/07/2019 16:00

Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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Toggybbz 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:04

Your dad is my new favourite person. he wears short shorts in public and uses the phrase 'din-dins' <3

spidersilkx9 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:03

tell your dad to call me [sarcasm]

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530boy 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:20

where the shirt shorts bright colored ?

6sick6 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:32

What the Hell are shirt shorts?

530boy 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:58

*short you morron

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:21

my dads a fag like that too just buy him a regular sized shorts and give him a hard time with his short shorts

triggerit 5

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:27

short shorts ... like thong shorts?

bishhitsandii 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:32

Your dad sounds awesome. :D

Lindzer 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:44

agreed. I wish my dad were more like this!!

Quest_ 13

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:44

In Australia this is a MLIA.

Dudeitsnuri 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:09

WearingHats 14

Thursday 16 September 2010 20:33

He is saying it happens all the time in Australia.

unluckygirl86 4

Friday 17 September 2010 0:47

uh no it doesn't! haha. I never see men in short shorts

like_its_ya_bday 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:49

eww your dad must have alot of friends..

LecheeBubble 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:52

Why does this remind me of that cat food commercial..?

ANTLink19 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:54

was your answer crabs?

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:02

At least he wasn't wearing a Borat mankini?

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:03

hahahaha you got cockmeat sandwich for dinner

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Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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