By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
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carecow 16

That's how you express affection in crazy town. :)

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russfml 31

I guess that's why they say a dog is mans best friend lmao

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pastel_fml 18

Lol there are some really good responses to this.

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TawnyAnarchy 7

I don't understand why this comment got so many down votes. It's not like you said anything that wasn't true.

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olpally 32

He licked you, so now he owns you. Those are the rules :) Lol.

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CooperRage 13

That's how I've called dibs on the monkey bars in winter when I was a kid. Let's just say we were stuck together for a while.

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psychopolarbear 28

Better than the alternative way a male dog claims something. Could have been worse, just saying.

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Exodiafinder687 58

At least he didn't take you out to dinner and then mug you.

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destructor2014 3

Why don't you just kiss him instead of waiting for him to kiss you?

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dreamweaver1227 11

Did that to a guy I really liked. That guy has been my boyfriend for 2 and a 1/2 years now.

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