Love: Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we...

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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robertd73 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:39

It sounds like he licks you.

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:33

ooohh thats so sexy

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ericjprs 3

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:39

Definitely keep him

vikky538 28

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:40

what is He... a Dog?

rawrmuffinsnom 18

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:43

That guy is a winner! Keep him! I do that to my boyfriend. Lol

Boburk 6

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:43

Very cool...sounds like a "love tap" to me.

ForeverJasmine 26

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:44

Lol that's how my boyfriend and I are with each other... We lick each other's faces to gross each other out and make us laugh (:

ARetardedSeal 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:52

"Oh that's nasty" Cleveland Brown voice

mikepzz 27

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:56

Sounds like something I saw on national geographic once

Darkness_Hate 29

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:58

Well, at least he didn't mug you.

Aniki_Sohma 20

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:02

More likely the 'guy' she was referring to was her dog

PleasantDino 22

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:02

My fiancé does this all the time.. mostly to get a reaction out of me

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