By my honest father - 10/07/2013 16:33 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Most of us are... :)

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Think of it this way: You were one fast and sneaky little swimmer.

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an3ph 20

It's all fun and games until it's time to pick out a nursing home.

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StiffPvtParts 43

At least your dad stayed... mine didn't :c

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gregnc_fml 18

You are no accident, and are here for a reason. Find your purpose and you will find satisfaction.

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dramanerd08 5

Now you know what to get him for Father's day!

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graceinsheepwear 33

A vasectomy.

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ScarletBloom 14

You were the only tadpole that wore the red underwear outside the pants.

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kayteakay 26

Both of my sons were accidents. The best accidents I've ever had.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I hope you never tell them the first part of that.

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IGaveRickUp 15

And I'm alive because of a failed abortion! Yay, this game is fun! :D

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joopjoop 19

i know i wasnt planned, and my parents love me and raised me just fine, my son wasnt planned either... but i still love him more than anything... not being planned doesnt mean fyl

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