Sex and Intimacy: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and...

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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Communication

By GoneLimp - 07/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Havelock

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Technique

By jlowder2 - 11/12/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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ThomasAZ 3

Monday 19 December 2011 12:05

Doggy style!

imustbeinsane 2

Monday 19 December 2011 12:07

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

Comments

EmperorHilo 11

Monday 19 December 2011 17:02

Turn the lights off, failing that, turn her over

Khalifa89 1

Monday 19 December 2011 17:04

Wear a paper bag next time ;D

causticgirl 6

Monday 19 December 2011 17:13

This relationship is probably not going to work out. You can't control your O face and still enjoy it all. You need a new girl. She needs a new puppy

Ariana2_fml 2

Monday 19 December 2011 19:00

That might be an issue in the future haha

ewputthataway 0

Monday 19 December 2011 19:07

Was her dog a Sharpay? (however you spell it) If it was...well...think about asking for paper bags for christmas. Fyl.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 19 December 2011 19:43

I hope you didn't respond with something like, "Funny thing Baby, you remind me of my pussy cat!"

GypsyRover 0

Monday 19 December 2011 20:30

That's just something she made up. She's cheating on you and feels guilty about it. Sorry man.

ritzia 4

Monday 19 December 2011 20:34

How cute I'm sure any girl would be lucky to have you.

ritzia 4

Monday 19 December 2011 20:37

Sorry wrong FML just ignore it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 December 2011 20:56

The ****? That is all.

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