By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

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ThecomingofTan 9

Start making dog noises to complete the transformation into her dead dog, OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

Hopefully, you were better in the sack than the dog. Or perhaps you weren't and that's why she's crying.

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grasshopper02 2

Damn kid. Might be somethin to work on if you really look like an animal when you get it in..

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beebananaz88 0

Try having sex with a Michael Myers mask!

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grasshopper02 2

Damn kid. Might be somethin to work on if you really look like an animal when you get it in..

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520kzk 2

lord you are 14! Find something 'your age' to do. Your comment had no relevance anyway.

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lilirose19_fml 3

I can't help but wonder ... Way the helicopter was she doing with that dog???

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jobsman99 0

Like others have said, do her from behind doggy style and she won't see you face. Or straddle her chest and put your c*ck on her mouth real deep. She won't be able to see your face. Or put a blindfold on her and invite your friends over for some group sex.

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