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By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By terpity12 - 07/08/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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jedielf 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:15

Sandals + hiking = no. And now you have learned.

Congalala 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:20

YDI for going hiking in sandals. They have hiking boots for a reason.

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Narttu 20

Saturday 24 March 2012 13:34

YDI for hiking sandals. Idiot.

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 13:53

Why would you go HIKING in sandals in the first place?!

docscientist 9

Saturday 24 March 2012 13:54

Maybe next time it'll be a venomous snake.

ohJeeznotme 7

Saturday 24 March 2012 13:54

You were hiking with sandals on, YDI x10. Why do you think there are specific shoes for hiking?

texas_redneck88 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:11

Why in the **** would you go hikin' w/ sandals on?!? You're just askin' to ******' hurt yourself. Don't come on here lookin' for sympathy after doin' somethin' that ******' stupid jackass. "You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "spit" and "syphilis!'" Let's see how many people know that movie

EffYoLife 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:24

Who hikes in sandals? Ydi

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:25

Ignoramus!

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:27

...you wore sandals hiking how did you NOT expect something like that to happen?

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:32

Sounds to me you didn't really think WELL about your little hiking trip. I agree with everyone else, YDI.

Coffeebang 17

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:36

Who goes hiking in sandals?!

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