Animals: Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang....

By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 16:08

Seriously do your job. You're not getting paid to go on Facebook. Ydi

JimSweatshirt 6

Friday 10 August 2012 16:10

It was probably one of the dogs watching you

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:17

Facebook wastes time...hence your not doing your job...and it looks like your no longer on the list to watch them...they are looking for the cream of the crop...

snowlock 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 21:26

um housesitting isn't an actual job. it's where you live in someone's house for them and take care of their pets and plants while they're gone. living there means doing whatever you want, as long as it doesn't involve tearing up their stuff. it shouldn't involve being harassed for going about your business just because the owner feels like it.

MyWorldAway 0

Monday 13 August 2012 0:02

howl did they see their dogs. do they have camaraderie in the house or did u have one on? CREEPY some pellets are way to overboard about their animals.

xmaximusx 12

Monday 13 August 2012 9:43

Lol really, dogs are not that much work, but pretentious dog owners are!!!

KometsVball14 4

Monday 13 August 2012 17:22

Wow, Teddy cam much?

Ihatecupcakes17 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:24

There is a huge explosive argument about this. Chill guys, it's an FML. I think it is funny that the guy has a nanny cam, and creepy that the OTP said it was "voice". Just let them out then check your Facebook. If it was a false alarm, get used to it.