Animals: Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang....

By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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You deserved it 7 726

By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 16:08

Seriously do your job. You're not getting paid to go on Facebook. Ydi

JimSweatshirt 6

Friday 10 August 2012 16:10

It was probably one of the dogs watching you

Comments

vbmg152 18

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:11

Don't you just love the modern age?

suxs4ulol 22

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:25

People who say ydi, she never said she was on Facebook, it could've been a friend or the owners being weird and creepy.

bspiper87 7

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:16

That did not mean get off Facebook and get on FML, that means take the dog out

emmapigd 1

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:35

That's super creepy and I don't get why everyones being so negative. Maybe she wasn't even on facebook. I say you quit

delightfultwist 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:12

do your job, how hard is it to let the pets out???

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:02

Some people actually have small cameras placed throughout their houses & can view them on a computer elsewhere or even their phone...I know because I use my iPhone to see who (if anybody) is @ my house while I'm away & I can bring up any 1 of the 6 I want from a grid on my screen. YDI OP, YDI!

missababgaga 19

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:32

This is even funnier for me to read right now since I happen to be dog sitting for my neighbor too :)

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:34

164, just make sure to feed, water, & walk my dogs more & spend less time on FML.....lol

KilljoyParade 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:23

In my opinion, I don't see how OP really deserved it. I don't understand why some of you think that OP should have been basically stalking the dogs around the house and doing nothing but that 24/7. Lets say the dog was just laying down resting; why shouldn't OP be allowed to do something else in the meantime?