Animals: Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang....

By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 16:08

Seriously do your job. You're not getting paid to go on Facebook. Ydi

JimSweatshirt 6

Friday 10 August 2012 16:10

It was probably one of the dogs watching you

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 August 2012 21:13

Their money, their house, their rules.

baileygirl88 8

Friday 10 August 2012 21:15

Even if you were on Facebook who gives a crap?! They're dogs not kids ...the creepy part here is that this person knew you were on Facebook at all...

doglover100 28

Friday 10 August 2012 22:40

That's creepy that they knew. It's their house and their rules but it's not like they are kids where they need to be watched constantly.

Metallica36176 16

Friday 10 August 2012 22:56

What do you guys expect her to do? Stay over there 24/7. You don't know the whole story. She could've checked on them, didn't need anything and went back and got on her computer for awhile.

Jasonf6 0

Friday 10 August 2012 22:56

Yet another OMG I GOTTA CHECK FACEBOOK EVERY ******* MINUTE TO SEE IF I'M COOL YET loser. YDI

jakedidit 1

Friday 10 August 2012 23:14

Honestly, regardless of whether you're paid or not, it's obviously cheaper to pay you than to kennel, and so you're doing them a favor... So as for the camera, I can understand then not wanting their house destroyed, but watching your personal habits and calling you on it while you're helping them is unacceptable. I would not only take the dogs to a kennel and charge it to them, but never speak to them again. I have an anti-stupidity policy.

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 10 August 2012 23:27

That isn't true. I'm paid more a day to dog sit for my neighbor's at their house then it would to take them to a kennel. But I do an amazing job, and don't just sit there playing on the computer or watching TV the entire time. The OP is more worried about talking to people on Facebook then to take care of the dogs SHE is gettig paid to do. YDI

jakedidit 1

Friday 10 August 2012 23:30

Aw the world is full of tards... I've seen dogs eat a dead dog, they'd be fine without supervision, so paying that much is dumb.

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:26

133, you can't just take other peoples dogs to a kennel & charge it to them, unless you want a lawsuit for abandoning your job (& their pets)...amazing that you claim to have an "anti-stupid" policy...especially since your comment proved exactly the opposite.

livamour 17

Saturday 11 August 2012 0:12

You're "house-sitting" your neighbours "dogs"?

HSOMGF 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 0:33

And nobody thinks it's creepy the neighbor is watching the housesitter? OK.

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:32

140, nope...don't think that @ all...why should I let someone rummage through my house, boogers on my couch, possibly steal from me (yes, I have cameras in my house & I let sitters know before hand) & why waste good money I've paid them only to find them on FB & my house full of poo cause they didn't walk my dogs? Some people on here just seem to have no real logic...if they're doing what they are there for then there shouldn't be an issue.