By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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funktown 2

why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

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RileyL29 0

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

I don't know if incest is your thing, but it isn't for the majority of people.

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528Alice491 3

I think they meant the same way he gave OP chlamydia, fake chlamydia.

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emetos 8

That's a funny practical joke. get over it.

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CAM241 0

all I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :)

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I'm sorry OP but that's freakin hilarious XD Be a good sport man, he did no harm, just a little prank. Lighten up! :P

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armyboy5989 2

totally agree with 24 the bright side is it was just your friends that got the texts

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MrXerxes5 6

Sibling hazing never stops. Good job OP's brother that's pretty ******* funny. FYL OP, I suggest you go plan out your revenge

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narx 0

that's funny. but if my brother did that, it'd be game over

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icadragoon 11

Put a password on your phone and don't let him use it again.

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ilikeemsmall 4

That's messed up but it's still really funny!

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