By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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funktown 2

why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

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RileyL29 0

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

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KickItHigh 32

Many guys never grow up... Some old guys are pretty funny and perverted even to this day... Oh gramps.

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alex6946 10

well at least you don't have it...

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mag4dust 0

send a text to everyone from his phone to get even

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sheethapins 13

Send out texts to everyone that you got it from his girlfriend.

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DocBastard 38

Chlamydia is nature's way of telling you to keep your legs closed.

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SOILEDIT 51

Dude, it was a joke told by the OP's brother.

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Chrispayne 4

Never trust a sibling with ur phone

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Das_Judenburg 0

In the wise words I'd Eric Cartman "I will kick you on the nuts"

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stevenmx86 7

Who cares how old you are? It's always fun to screw with someone like that..

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nuttyclorox 2

chlamydia's not even that serious at that age...

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SOILEDIT 51

I think one would rather not have it, though.

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neimato1 0

LMFAO thats not a hard thing to retaliate from tho jst b like "my bro has blue waffle"

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