By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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oil300 17

Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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Comments

iwood214 14

Well, even when your dad is drunk he can practice safe sex. If anything I would applaud him, most guys can't manage that.

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SaniK 17

That's horrible, some people have no consideration for others and just get wrapped up in their own selfish world sometimes. I ways lend a hand if I see their is something I can do to help another.

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Hunterx700 17

You do realize they were drunk, right? As in not in control of their actions/not thinking straight

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freddygasman 18

that's one time I wouldn't lend a hand. never know what pops might want with an extra hand in the mix :D.

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SaniK 17

He's a horrible idea, tell them you poked a hole in the condom they asked you for last night and say that you always wanted another brother or sister. I bet they won't do that to you again anymore :)

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Liu1992 14

Better give them a condom if you don't want a sibling. haha

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Jflowers9296 14

At least that's all you saw.

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Cebolamole 13

I'm not going to say YLS, you're lucky to have parents who are still so passionate about each other. That is a rare thing these days.

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bubona 5

be happy. they still have a passion for each other. Find the silver lining that they atre not abusive to each other or you.

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mylittlecookie 17

Never think the situation can't get worse. it can ALWAYS get worse. Sorry OP :(

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stieglar 17

Hey man at least they're in a happy marriage!

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