Intimacy: Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly...

By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

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oil300 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 12:29

Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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wheresthesafety 31

Thursday 23 July 2015 11:58

And did you have one?

MrThump 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 12:03

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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xJigglyPuffx 5

Monday 10 August 2015 7:54

Be glad they still love each other. A lot of couples stop having sex at some point & that causes problems. So be glad.

RavoraVixen 4

Friday 21 August 2015 7:15

Brings netflix and chill to a whole new level.

Aggresive_Sock 10

Thursday 8 October 2015 10:43

At least your parents won't make the same mistake twice.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 6 March 2016 17:04

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. Sorry tho op...

WintressSoldier37 27

Wednesday 22 July 2020 20:35

At least they were being responsible

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