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By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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oil300 17

Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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Ramy35 13

At least they didnt say that they didnt want to make a mistake like you.

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naimejeary 16

I mean. You didn't want extra siblings right?

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rickybobby4 1

Hey maybe they were just going to have a condom balloon party they needed one more to fill the room

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Naggie_May23 6

In the words of "You Can't Do That on Television," this is just an "Introduction to the Opposites."

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Pervysagejiraiya 4

atleast they won't have another child, more presents for you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, did you? Still, it's never appealing to think of your parents having sex, even if that's how you did come into the world. *shudder*

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tiredofwaiting 25

At least they were playing it safe.

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AJGrote_89 6

Ew. Like gag me with a serrated knife.

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