Work: Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker...

By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Zerofilter - 18/02/2022 18:01

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 17:01 - Australia

Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Beeh - 24/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I shared the story of my younger brother's unexpected death with a friend. After telling him the story, I looked at him with teary eyes and he looked back into my eyes and said "I understand how you feel. That is almost as bad as when I lost my cat last spring term." FML

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By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

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By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 14:31 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML

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laurensauren 9

Friday 29 March 2013 16:02

That's when you punch him in the face.

mackdeezy 22

Friday 29 March 2013 16:02

Decency: a thing of the past.

Comments

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:13

Gawd>.< I'm so tired of that cool story bro thing!! My brother is obsessed with it!

davincidasecond 24

Sunday 2 June 2013 9:03

Well uh ... I guess I would be on thin ice commenting here then. Sorry OP.

Quadroblitz 10

Monday 15 July 2013 22:51

Wow I don't think I've ever seen such a tiny amount of YDIs.

doglover100 28

Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:59

I think the saying is stupid.

fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 3 February 2014 17:21

Slam his face against the table. Then if HE'S in the verge of tears or complaining, tell him " Cool story bro, tell it again".

rfn2 7

Monday 21 April 2014 16:05

What a dick

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 5 April 2015 19:56

That saying is stupid and douchey.

ad1836 19

Monday 14 December 2015 2:01

LOL

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