By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
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CarnivalCat 1

Well... back in her day I'm sure that was a fortune?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Can't blame the old bag. Back in her day, you could buy a soda pop with a penny!

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kitten1323 19

That sucks. But hey, you have her address. Use that to your advantage. Mail her a rotten egg everyday for the rest of her life =D

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ThorneCrossed 9

and that's why old people should be put in concentration camps.

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skyeyez9 24

Had she done that to me, I would have refused to give her the pizza cause she was a penny short (since she took so ******* long to dig it out, and making me wait in the pouring rain). It is $20, not $19.99. She needs to have her exact amount ready before the time the pizza is delivered. She is a Stupid, thoughtless, cheap, unorganized twat

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woahwoahwow 9

I think, the total cost was $19.99 an he waited for her to dig out $20, and then she told him to keep the change, which was one penny. It wasn't her paying $19.99 for $20 pizza. But other than that, spot on.

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zukinihudini 0

be thankful she gave you a penny she didnt have to give you anything

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skyeyez9 24

She didnt give him a penny. She was actually a penny short of the cost of the pizza. So, op paid the remaining .01 of the total cost most likely.

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sourgirl101 28

128, re-read it.

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hesaidsimplyiam 0

I'm also a delivery driver. an I absolutely hate it when people say that and it's barely anything!! Try delivering 38 pizzas alone to a school. Then they complain about not having napkins so you have to go back because your manager promised them napkins. and On top of the Texas heat.. No tip(:

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BigOrca 2

I totally agree. they don't understand that this is how we make our money. tips and minimum wage.

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sourgirl101 28

Ugh! I have had bad experiences with teachers at my job! They drink like fish and many are the worst tippers ever!! and I thought they would be more educated.

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kkins 0

save all your pennies and pretty soon you'll be ballin

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iBeast101 5

You can't blame her. I mean she is old fragile, and she might need that penny more than you.

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rattusrattus 18

I still have to ask how much a cent could benefit an old lady. I mean, if you added up lots of cent, yeah, but one solitary penny...? Wait, this is an American FML, why are you talking about pennies? Pennies are British tender...

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sourgirl101 28

We have pennies too.

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SpeakingMyMind 0

^^lol XD someone better alert the U.S. Mints that they don't have pennies.

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