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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:09

are you dating or baby sitting?

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BallinJ 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:47

ydi for going out with a child.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:55

clearly someone doesn't have his master balls |the kid|

SamBoDeanxyz 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:10

YDI for dating someone who still thinks Pokemon are cool. Pokemon and Dragonball Z: some of the lamest shit ever thought up.

zaqqcham 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:11

op, why in the hell are you with a guy like that? but i guess to each is own

awesomesauce8 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:21

physically 27. mentally 4. I have toddler cousins better than that.

peppa11 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:21

I say u should have asked him 4 something in return

aleekna 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:41

16. ftw<3

julianac2005 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:47

I WROTE THISS! I'M SO HAPPY IT'S PATHETIC!

Spastastic 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:51

...So how did things turn out?

julianac2005 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:55

He dumped me because I didn't buy him a new DS since it was already too late t turn back and get his. This FML is the only reason I haven't bitch slapped him yet.

pingpongpenguin 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:57

you can get ds's there? I thought it was for like two year olds

Spastastic 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:08

Wow, that's ridiculous... I'm sorry. :/

st0815 9

Sunday 25 July 2010 13:24

Where do you drive to from Taipei for 8 hours, without actually leaving the island? Even Kaohsiung should only be 5-6 hours, if you aren't taking the train.

josh_yokin 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:30

your an idiot men can love pokemon if they want dont act like its chilidsh sure crying wasnt the best reaction i wouldve swore and kicked the car but seriously dont act like its chilidsh its not men dont have to play cod or some shitty xbox game hell the only good xbox game is street fighter or tekken

cnjyankeecub 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:59

time to date a REAL man maybe?

Maht_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:06

I can empathize with him. That would, indeed, suck.

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