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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:09

are you dating or baby sitting?

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rileykins 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:56

gotta catch em' all. :]

talb1 7

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:57

WTF. why would you want a bf like that?

Airpainter13 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:08

really 27 and pokemon need a new bf

goncmustangs 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:09

Dude you need to get rid of the kid I mean boyfriend

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:24

This is why girls should always carry an extra tampon. "Be prepared" ain't just for the Boy Scouts!

barbarajean 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:25

Wait, there was a pokemon event? Where?!?

bballchamp43 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:02

Taiwan, look at the section above the post

sweetdreams20 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:30

pokemon is sooo good

tj79 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:32

Squirtul is the best

zach55 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:44

squirtle-squirrel + turtle :D

samgar 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:40

Yo man, you should of went and got his DS

usmcbunny 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:41

I would have cried too. My nephew lost my Pokémon Soul Silver version the other day, and I threw a tantrum in my girlfriend's arms for a couple hours. The tantrum only ended because my brother found my cartridge.

samgar 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:50

You have the right to throw a tantrum pokemon is awesome!!! But i prefer shooting games

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 25 July 2010 2:32

I'd throw a tantrum too if my heartgold was lost. it has all my pokemon on it and without it I couldn't possible transfer my pokemon to my pokewalker

Son_of_Helghan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:33

Pokemon is the shit! but when in doubt play killzone 2

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