By Anonymous - 25/12/2015 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was fitting an elderly gentleman for a suit, he muttered all too loudly that he'd give his left nut for a reacharound. FML
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Thebestinclass 16

Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.

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BigBoy77 9

Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?

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pasupathymuthu 16

Chivalry is not yet dead. That old gentleman's intention was to also give you pleasure via a reach around. He wasn't being selfish. The same is expected from you too.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Use both hands and you can deliver service at the same time as collecting payment

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hilfiger_fml 5

That's when you reach for your scissors and ask "Your left or mine?"

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Goblin182 26

Reach around and snatch his left nut off.

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captainsmegma 12

For the price of a good suit a reach around or two should be included.

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ThrottleJockey 35

True, it already feels like they're raping you.

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schreibergx93 19

Testicles sell for $35k to science.... And he'd have his reach around.

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pjsr 32

That's just an urban legend. Check snopes and other urban legend sites.

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jlujan00_fml 9

I can't wait to be old

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KILJOY310 11

Well, in a way he found you attractive. So it was a complement, just rude delivery.

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