Miscellaneous: Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my...

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Monday 23 January 2012 1:54

Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.

Souners 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:55

Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.

Comments

madelinebriana 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:08

Either close the lid of the toilet or don't set your phone down so close to the toilet. YDI

somewizdom 15

Monday 23 January 2012 2:09

At least now you know that your ears need medical attention.

KRS_13 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:45

Because OP didn't hear the phone vibrate? Some showers are Loud. Like mine, I can't even hear it if I play my music.

scuba113 2

Monday 23 January 2012 2:11

Dam that sucks that has happened to my sister twice not once but twice didn't learn the first time

0___0 9

Monday 23 January 2012 2:13

You can get water damage on your phone just by having it in the bathroom while you shower. Condensation.

FatSack 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:13

I would die.

lolyeahthatsme 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:13

At least try to put it in rice?

MissCutiee 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:14

Well, at least you didn't shit in there before...wait...you didnt did you....

McDonaldsworker 4

Monday 23 January 2012 6:08

Rofl

wironandine 8

Monday 23 January 2012 8:42

Get over yourself little girl.

desireev 17

Monday 23 January 2012 14:54

209- Every time you comment, you're such an asshole! What's the deal with that? You never say things that are relevant to the FML. You only say things like 'get over yourself little girl' or shitty comments like that! Do you have a bad life at home and you come on to FML to bully people? Does it make you feel better about yourself? I, somewhat, understand the Grammar Nazis. At least they attack people for a legitimate mistake one has made. But you are just a jackass! Get over yourself big guy!!

jonriise18 3

Monday 23 January 2012 2:15

Wonder why she chose that phone....

somewizdom 15

Monday 23 January 2012 2:20

What's this rice bullshit?

pulore 3

Monday 23 January 2012 2:33

The rice pulls all the moisture out of the phone. I've heard that it works..

lolyeahthatsme 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:46

Yeah, that's the rice bullshit... Research before you criticize me, please. :)

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:52

Rice expands when moisture is around it. Sucking all the liquid. It is used quite a bit in computer repair shops and in businesses who do house damage cleanups. (I use to work for a company who did that). They also had an ozone room to remove nasty smells.