Miscellaneous: Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my...

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Monday 23 January 2012 1:54

Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.

Souners 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:55

Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.

Comments

KRS_13 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:47

Or OP had their phone on the edge of the counter.

vython88 5

Monday 23 January 2012 4:48

Too bad you're showers wont be the same anymore...well,at least for a while.

Bigboned38 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:56

Good place for your phone jackass

snoopyF 9

Monday 23 January 2012 23:36

chill mate. u sound a bit...flushed

sofmastro 2

Monday 23 January 2012 5:08

So just get a new better one

lynseyy 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:10

Your phone would have gotten water damage from the steam from the shower anyways...

I_Hug_Cats 26

Monday 23 January 2012 5:27

Solution: seat down, phone on top.

LaxBroAllDay 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:35

Cant u change the vibration intensity? Anyways FYL RIP fone

head2133 12

Monday 23 January 2012 5:38

Wow this is a very neutral fml 1230 fyl-1230 ydi

AyooXKayytee 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:42

Not the brightest crayon in the box. Well. For starters, you shouldn't have your phone in the bathroom while taking a shower. The moisture in the air can give it water damage. Secondly, putting it on the edge of your bathroom counter, that happens to be right by the *Open* toilet.. Not so smart.