Intimacy: Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her...

By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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YaboyVinnie 21

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:03

That was a rude gasture.

thrifting 18

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:10

You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

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csi_fml 19

Monday 12 August 2013 22:23

She was just returning the favor dude don't sweat it

Kirika119 3

Tuesday 13 August 2013 15:58

At least you didn't shat yourself ^_^

seizethedayy 2

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:07

She asked for it

1crabbygirl 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 22:24

That's hilarious. You should have cracked up.

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:44

Hahahahahaha awesome

kapitol 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:14

Looks like you got the last laugh ;D

kkillaj 5

Monday 19 August 2013 8:11

Just tell her "that's what she gets for trying to get you back"

MikeyScene420 17

Monday 19 August 2013 10:55

Hate when that happens...

ToniyaD 3

Friday 6 September 2013 4:47

This really made me 'LOL'

AngelLovesDerby 10

Friday 20 September 2013 2:11

Lmao good one...

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Ouch!

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