By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

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Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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thrifting 18

You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

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WICKEDxANGEL 13

shouldn't have slapped her rear in the first place XD

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caitlinjadee 8

That's ******* funny lol, but it is natural to fart so...

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LilMissHotHead 10

Was it Loud?! Did she smell it?! Was the smell on her hand!?!?! Hope you guys will still talk after this!!

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chinchilla417 12

Damn OP, how hard did she slap you or how long had you been holding? Next time excuse yourself maybe?

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cheshireau 26

Where ever you may be, let your air go free.

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RedPillSucks 31

Now she's going to wait until you go down on her...

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incoherentrmblr 21

It was ill timed... for her.

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