By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

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Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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thrifting 18

You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

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150493x 29

My bf farts in front of me all the time. We just laugh about it. I hope she didn't overreact about it.

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sweetbliss3 37

hopefully she just laughed it off and did one better than yours

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ViviMage 38

FHL. You're a gassy geezer. You blew it! Flatus on your back in love? Leave the Chanel no. 2 at home! Or work on a farm. Come smell the dairy air!

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taylor21398 14

If she's one of those girls who flip out over that She must be fake cause she farts too !

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rich443 22

all I see here is an epic win I would have die laughing

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Monique_operario 11

Lol well at least you didn't shart on her

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